Tuesday, March 22, 2011

How Fat is this Kid?

The Sun- Lu Hao, from China, is dangerously overweight, and at 9st 6lb is FIVE TIMES as heavy as other boys his age.He is getting so big his family are frightened of him — and have given up trying to stop the youngster from gorging on huge plates of ribs and rice.His parents claim he throws vicious tantrums if he doesn't get third or fourth helpings of dinner. And mum Chen Huan from Dashan, Guangdong Province, admits: "We have to let him be as if we don't feed him he will cry nonstop."She said she has tried to cut down his meals in the past, but despite her best efforts he still managed to put on whopping 1.5st in the last year alone.He has already been banned from nursery over fears his size might be a danger to other children, and usually plays alone at home.But moving around is becoming tougher and tougher for the toddler, whose weight means he gets out of breath easily.Ironically when Lu Hao was born he was underweight, at 5.7lbs, but he started piling on the pounds at three months old, and hasn't stopped since.Dad, Lu Yuncheng, who struggles to pick him up, said: "His appetite is so good that for a meal he can eat three big bowls of rice, even larger than I and his mother."

 This 3 year old is 9 stone (that's British for 126 lbs.). Again, he's 3 years old. My cousin is 4 and weighs like 40 lbs.I don't see what the big deal is. This kid is just bound to be a sumo wrestler. Just wait til high school, he'll be like the Chinese Kobe (Bryant, not like the beef). The parents just need to keep feeding him "3 big bowls of rice" per meal and let that fucker get bigger. They can have him in the professional circuit by the time he changes out of baby diapers into the ones the sumos wear.

And we've all seen people who are so fat they look like they are always smiling but this guy must be blind, literally. His cheeks hit his eyebrows. If he keeps eating the dude will have multiple cheeks. He'll be the only guy telling his gym teacher to "cut him" like Rocky told Mick, just so this big boned circle can see the dodge ball coming at his ass. Rule one of dodgeball (why does spell check say dodgeball is 2 words), go for the kid that is fat, slow, and can't see the ball coming.

P.s. Am I the only one who is dying for the youtube video of this kid running?

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