Monday, March 14, 2011

Who Knew Girls Could Throw Down

This has to be the #2 and #3 female fighters in the world, rite? First is obviously Gina Carano. She could beat the shit out of both of those girls, the trannys that went ape shit at Taco Bell the other day, and the crazy bitches that had that giant brawl at the gas station at the same time. I mean come on, you don’t fuck with an American Gladiator. But these girls threw more punches than any other video out there. Normally it is just hair pulling and calling each other “bitch”. Plus, the purple jeans chick smashed the other girl’s head into the ground dumb hard.

One thing this video proves, men know how to act during a fight. You didn’t hear anyone screaming “Stop. What are you doing? Wahh, wahh, wahh”. You know, the high pitched shrill that girlfriends and onlookers scream that causes me to end up muting almost every fight video within 30 seconds. Here, it is civility as these two wildebeests have it out with their bright pants and muffin tops. Well done crowd, you are the unsung heroes of this video (except for that one bitch who sticks her big head in the shot, fuck her).

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