Monday, April 18, 2011
Asians are Mysterious
You never know what you're going to get with Asians. All I knew was that this was a skinny Asian dude with glasses and a horrible haircut. I was ready for him to do some ill, break the machine, new world record shit to this thing. But it is never that cut and dry. Asians are either awesome at martial arts or completely horrible but there is no way to know. That is why you must always assume they know some shit that can kill you like the 5 point exploding heart move from Kill Bill even if it turns out they can't even get a game for kids to register a hit (if they can even hit it). Don't be surprised if you see this guy's twin on the street breaking boards and concrete bricks with karate chops.