Thursday, April 28, 2011
Fat Guy on Scooter = Obvious But Hysterical End
I think its safe to say no one is surprised fat ass didn't coast to safety. I have yet to see a single fat person do well on two wheels (unless of course they are on a Harley and have a grey ZZ Top beard or a shirt that says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."). Like, I get you are practicing for your inevitable future rolling through Wal-Mart aisles on a Hoveround with a basket on the front but those 2 extra wheels makes a hell of a difference.
No, what is really the surprising part, is that he was able to stay on as long as he did. That has to be the longest ride by the fattest person. They should make a statistic to figure this out. Like a seconds per pound correlation.
And who really saw this guy getting that much air? How did he get up that high? I didn't see a jump or anything but there had to be for him to get up. He's not a 7 year old on a Razor scooter, a rock is not gonna get him lift, he needs some physics and science to get someone that big on a scooter high enough to get him air born.
P.s. Gotta love a big guy smashing his face. A helmet is not gonna protect the grill, especially when your hands drop to your sides when you start to plummet