ELKTON, Md. - Elkton police say a man became stuck to a department store toilet seat after someone spread glue on it. It happened Thursday evening at the Walmart in Elkton. Officials refused to say how long the man was stuck before he was able to get help. Police say emergency workers removed the seat from the toilet and took the man out with seat still attached to him. The seat was removed at the emergency room at Union Hospital. Police say the incident is a second-degree assault case that may have been a random prank the night before April Fool’s Day.
This dirty bastard desirved everything coming to him. How do you not put down a toilet seat cover? If I am ever so desperate that I must resort to a public bathroom to drop a deuce I treat it like I'm going in for surgery. I do the doo-doo paper check first off, than check the seat for piss so much as a drop and I'm off to the next stall. Once I find a clean seat I scrub it down with wads of tp. Than lay down one of those bib lookin' motherfuckers. Treat it like I'm in junior high and I still think you can catch stds from toilet seats. No way am I going to the ER with a toilet seat stuck to my ass. This happened last year at a Home Depot. too. This is why Shitbrick (American Pie) had the right idea, only at home.