Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Who Knew Christopher Walken Was A Complete Creeper

NJ.Com- A Lawrence man accused of accosting and attempting to lure a Rider University student into his car on March 28, and subsequently barred from The College of New Jersey’s campus Friday afternoon, was reportedly spotted near the TCNJ campus late Saturday night. The call prompted township and campus police to comb the area for the 68-year-old man, Tony A. Kadyhrob, though the search did not turn up any results. Kadyhrob is out on bail after he allegedly harassed a 19-year-old student as she walked through the Rider University parking lot around 2:30 p.m. on March 28. According to police, he began speaking to the woman and later “pulled on her arm while asking her to go to his vehicle.” He was charged with attempting to entice an adult into a vehicle. Police did not initially locate a suspect at the scene, but their investigation led to a warrant being issued for Kadyhrob’s arrest. Police officials at TCNJ said they received an anonymous call just after 3 p.m. Friday, reporting the man’s presence on their campus. He was confronted by officers and barred from returning to the school. “He was banned from campus,” said TCNJ police Captain Timothy Grant. “He was hand-delivered a letter to ban him.” Grant said should Kadyhrob step foot on the TCNJ campus again, he would be arrested. According to an inter-departmental bulletin from the Lawrence Township Police Department, Kadyhrob is attracted to “young girls,” a term he reportedly uses to describe women between the ages of 18 and 30.

Is it me or could this 100% be Christopher Walken under a pseudonym. He looks exactly like him. He's come a long way from... what was he ever epic in? Besides like Wedding Crashers, Catch Me If You Can and Saturday Night Live, I don't think I've seen him in anything else. How did he become famous? Don't get me wrong, I think he is funny as hell and weird as shit, like Charlie Sheen nuts, but what was his big break?

Who is weirder, Kadyhrob or Walken? I think I need to hear this guy talk. That would be the tie breaker. If he has the voice I picture him having (pretty much Walken with a super gay lisp like the gay hippie from Family Guy), than Kadyhrob is 10x worse.

How dark is that mustache? It is like the depths of rapist hell. Especially compared to his super gray eyebrows. It looks like they were burned off by parents of kids that he abused in a basement like Freddy Kruger.

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