Friday, June 3, 2011

Fat Brit Loves Sausage


(Straits Times) – A British man recently sought therapy for his addiction to sausages. David Harding says he must have 13 sausages a day and has spent almost 2,000 pounds (S$4,068) on counselling and hypnosis sessions to help his compulsion. ‘I genuinely cannot bear the thought of living without sausages,’ Mr Harding told The Mirror of his problem. ‘Drug addicts crave their fix and it’s the same for me, except my drug is a sausage.’ The 47-year-old started eating sausage heavily when he was five. But he only realised that he had a serious problem when he got mad at the idea of not having sausages for dinner, and decided to seek professional help. ‘Apparently I just like sausages, plain and simple,’ Mr Harding said, after admitting that therapy hasn’t helped. ‘I don’t see there is anything wrong with that, but I do think that I have to look at ways to control my urge.’

Freud would have a fucking field day on this sausage loving old lesbian look alike. How pissed would Freud be with this guy? Like just yell at him straight to his face "Just suck some dick. You will feel better. You're obviously compensating for not having cock in and around your mouth." And apparently this guy loves sausage so much he ate until his fingers look like 5 sausages on each hand. Seriously, he got to the point to where his hands are so fat you can't tell where the joints are. Its just a straight link of fat and bone from knuckle to nail. But he didn't get past that level. If he was eating 14 instead of 13 a day his hands would probably be those really fat ones where its like rolls down the finger. And why 13 a day? I ate 13 eggs in one sitting back when I was fat and I was good for the whole day. Sausage is filling as shit. Dude's shit is probably just links.

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