So, every year I tell myself "this year I will watch some shark week." but I never do. And do you want to know why? Because it is boring as hell. Time for all the band-wagoners to arm your rotten tomatoes and heads of lettuce. For some reason that I can't comprehend why everyone cums their pants when it is time for Shark Week. I seem to be the only one who doesn't feel like I'm watching porn without all the self-loathing. Granted sharks are cool. They are scary and dangerous and shit. But not very interesting. There are literally 100 things that happen during shark week that I would rather watch. Shit, I'll turn to the boring ass "Debt Crisis" coverage before I try and watch some shark week again.
They can't even show the actual attacks like other wildlife shows either. Granted you show me someone getting a foot bitten off while surfing like that chick in Hawaii or a guy in chain mail getting tossed around like a rag doll I will 100% tune in. But since it is only ever footage of them swimming around looking menacingly it gets boring after the first commercial break. It starts to just look like a screensaver after 5 minutes. Maybe just to celebrate this over hyped week I'll just watch some good shark footage and watch Jaws instead. At least they show the good parts.