Thursday, September 29, 2011

Justin Bieber Gives Selena Gomez The Staples Center

MTVJustin Bieber may only be 17, but the kid has crazy mature boyfriend skills when it comes to doing special things for his girl Selena Gomez. Case in point: The dynamic duo went out for a decent-enough date on Friday night to see Gomez’s pal Demi Lovato play a show at the Nokia Theatre in downtown Los Angeles. Then, according to TMZ, he surprised Gomez after the concert with an even bigger show right next door at the Staples Center, the 20,000-seat home of the Los Angeles Lakers. Check out photos of Justin and Selena. After 11 p.m., Bieber told Gomez, “follow me,” and the pair walked through an underground tunnel that connects the two arenas. As they walked into the empty building, all Gomez saw was a table for two set up on the floor with a steak and pasta dinner from the venue’s fancy restaurant, the Lexus Club. How much would a private Staples Center date set Justin Bieber back? We crunched the numbers! The major date was inspired by a scene in the Adam Sandler flick “Mr. Deeds,” in which Sandler’s character surprises his love interest, Winona Ryder, with a date for two at Madison Square Garden. After the superstar couple’s meal, things got even more romantic when “Titanic” began playing on a screen in the arena. According to reports, Bieber got the venue for free as a thank-you from the bosses at Staples for his string of three previous sell-outs there. After making things way harder for his fellow man with his big-balling gesture, Biebs had a message for all the dudes out there who aren’t pulling their weight when it comes to the chivalry department. “Romance isn’t dead,” he tweeted after his date. “Treat your lady right fellas.”

Look at Justice Beaver pulling an Arthur/Mr. Deeds. Just straight showing off. Just a giant 6 figure finger to everyone who makes jokes about Bieber being a girl. By the way, how is Bieber not recognized by spell check yet? Dude made over $50 million last year and has had an episode of Glee devoted to him. Anyone who can do all of that and date the hottest chick from Disney since Hilary Duff needs to get recognized at least from Blogger spell check. 

But in all seriousness, this kid is fucked. Anything he tries to do for her will fall short. "Oh, you made me dinner. Well it's not Staples Center steak." "Oh, we are going to the premier of The Lion King 3D. Is anyone else going to be there?" The only thing this kid can do is bring Shia Labeouf in for a threesome because he knows how she gets around him.

1 comment:

  1. Penthouse king suite, a rooftop bar overlooking the Empire State Building all to ourselves, and free steaks/room service? Fuck the Staples Center.